Here is a secret I have never told anybody and you might think I am crazy but: I am a cat lady. Seriously, all my life I have wanted a cat. I wanted to play with it and love it and hug it and chase it around. But for some reason, cats never liked me. They run away whenever I want to tell them how much I love them. They hiss at me, when I want to arrange for a play date. They try to hit me, when I want to gently nibble their ear. What's with these things? A few weeks ago I was finally able to come closer to the object of my desire, but the stupid thing didn't want to play but just wanted to do a stare down with me. So we looked each other deep in the eye, I growled in anticipation of some playtime and approached her with a friendly bark, but she must have spoken a different language and misunderstood my politeness for attacking behavior. Silly cat! Well, at least I won the stare-down-contest. Maybe I should give up on the cats and start looking for a meaningful relationship with a bunny....
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| Located and approached...... |
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| .....came closer and offered quality playtime.... |
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| Almost got to touch her. I was so close.... |
