Thursday, June 12, 2014

In my free time...

..when I am not sniffing, eating, chasing squirrels and sleeping, I have an awesome side job: I am a certified table tester!

Table with view into yard - premium quality

It does not pay very well, actually, most times, my best customers (mom and dad) even yell at me for testing, but I get great satisfaction out of the fact that I get to lay in the sun, elevated, so that I can see everything, and get a whole new perspective on life. The best rating for table comfort that my customers can get is the "worth laying on it"-label.

Sunny tables preferred!
I prefer indoor table testing over outdoors: Indoors there is always a chance of some food left on the table or an old bill to shred,
Testing a friend's table - free of charge.
..while outdoors you can get your paws dirty and, once in a while, even have to stand on stinky old moss. I mean, most times I like stinky, but moss is just not my flavor.

Outside testing, under protest.
So if you have a table that I can test for you, just let me know and I can swing by any time.

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