Monday, January 16, 2012

Tricking Humans By Looking Innocent

Worked hard on this look!
OK, after observing human behavior for several days now, I found out that tricking them is pretty easy. Whenever you have done something that they consider "bad behavior", like eating the carpet, biting a whole in the female human's sock, dragging shoes through poop or hiding underneath the bed without telling anybody, just cock your head a bit, open your eyes widely and simply pretend that you have no idea whatsoever what they are talking about. In addition, quickly walk away from the crime scene - don't run - and play with something that they allow you to play with. (We all know that these are the more boring toys, but as couch, chair, trim and Uggs are forbidden, we have to go with these until nobody watches.) And if you walk past a mirror: Keep practicing that innocent look!

1 comment:

  1. Ellie you are SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!! Ellie, Just make sure you do your poo poo and pee pee outside, you will get lots of kisses for doing this and maybe some good treats too!!! Love ,Tonta Robin