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My favorite vet team - Dr. Jeff and his girls. |
Did you really think I could look as cute as I do without any maintenance?
No way. A sophisticated beagle girl like
me has her own service team! I get my pedicures at
The Soapy Dog, my beauty
treatments at home from mommy, daddy is my personal trainer who takes me for
runs and on long walks on the beach and when I don’t feel well, mommy takes me
to
Greenlawn Animal Hospital. Dr. Jeff Garretson and his team really take good
care of me – though sometimes they stick a needle in my butt or put a
flashlight in my ear. What are they looking for? Do they want to take my DNA to
clone me because I am so smart and cute? Do they think I am hiding a coin in my
ear? But they seem to like me. They make me feel better when I have an itchy
ear or a belly ache, they tell me how pretty I am, they put me on a table and
stare at me in awe, they calm mommy down when she calls them hysterically screaming because I ate a tea bag or a ball pen or a bug and once, one of the girls at Dr. Jeff’s office even gave me
a
Cheez Doodle. I am telling you: I
like going there. Maybe, if I am on my
best behavior, they will stop sticking needles in my butt some day and double
up on the
Cheez Doodles.
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Me and Dr. Jeff - after he stuck a flashlight in my ear. |
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