By now you should have all heard that one of my peeps, Miss P, won the Westminster Dog Show. No surprise, if you ask me! Us beagles, we are just fabulous, magnificent, adorable and lovable. No question about it. Did I say smart, cute and amazing?
You think I am throwing an attitude? Not at all. I just ask for the treatment that is worthy of a winner: Crown on head, filet mignon for dinner, rose paddles on the floors and poopy bags scented with Chanel No. 5.
I mean, does any of you question that I couldn't have won this show if mommy and daddy would have taken the day off to take me there?
Well, at least I have won "Best in House", 'Best on Street" and "Best on Block" several times in the past and most days service around here is worthy a winner.
If you wish to arrange for an interview, please speak to my assistant as my schedule seems to get busy between feedings and naps.
Congratulations Miss P - from one sexy hound to another!
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